Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Where do all the nudists go in winter?

Remember January, it was minus 12 in  the car and we had 2 inches of ice under the 4 inches of snow.

Ok so you may have been a little warmer or colder however I am sure you will agree it was freezing to the point it is safe to say all nudist beaches were empty.

So that brought me to the question where do all the nudists go?

Looking at a popular government insulation grant site recently I notice they had a 3 week back log and a rather unconvincing message saying contact us again if we have not contacted you!

Can it be their is a national conspiracy among nudists to hog all the insulation grants so they can be toasty warm indoors and allowing them to express themselves without the coldness making them somewhat contracted :) Not sure on that but it was an interesting thought..

However fear not I did find a site that has not been inundated by nudists, who I am sure are wonderful people. Anyway to digress they have a 2 minute application process and they call you with 24 hours.

So whether you want to run about naked or just want to save some money on your bills and stay warm this winter checking out Government Insulation Grants may just be for you.